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Sunday 8 April 2012

Easter Greetings from Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon

“Beyond the fugacious razzmatazz of the moment, I seriously call attention to the rutilanting and coruscating modus vivendi of Master Jesus the Christ and I dare pontificate that save and until we viscerally emblematize the virtues of self-immolation, quintessential abnegation, eulogizeable simplicity, Christ-like humility and immerse ourselves in a platonic emotionalism of agape love and communalistic service, we would have woefully failed in learning and imbibing the true meaning of EASTER.

We must elevate this moment from a proscenium of joie de vivre into one of meditative transcendentalism”.
Happy Easter!!!

83 comments:

Anonymous said...

haahaa.......see grammar!!!!!!!.....choi.

D G Herbert said...

Nice! Happy Easter sir!

Anonymous said...

Wahala wa o, this man bible na dictionary sha . I see he studies it religiously .

KAI said...

Chai! Dis honourable aff scatter my head dis mrnin wif Grammar. Oga may dis heavy Grammar not gv u Migrane.

Anonymous said...

To say Bros J don hear this one, e for no take am three days but to resurrect instanta and ascend into heaven instanta
Luffy.

Anonymous said...

Little or no communication!

Temple

Anonymous said...

VICTORIA CONCORDIA CRESCIT....unto the next one pls.

Anonymous said...

*running off to take pain medication cos my brain jst cracked*

Anonymous said...

Simply not communicating

Anonymous said...

ONOME says...............
Looks like the ramblings and ranting of a psycho.Sir,speak English.You always come across to me as silly.Even the owners of the Language do not string along several meaningless words.Arghhhhhhhhhhhhh

Dr.G said...

Once I see this man's picture I just begin to laugh, he cracks me up with his grammar. I think he can't speak in simple terms & it's annoying to a lot of people but others find it amusing. Happy Easter all!

Anonymous said...

Oh well!!!!watelse do we expect?grab ur dictionaries pple!lmaooo

Anonymous said...

Dis man self with him big big grammer self..abeg park well jor next pls!!!!

Anonymous said...

Confused.

Nkem said...

Hsjueojdgtvsametoyoueshsqppqireav

carphy said...

Ds man ll not kill me ooo...kilode!

Bola said...

Loool ds man eeh!

Anonymous said...

This guy is high lol

Anonymous said...

Hmmmmmmn

Anonymous said...

the okpolistic,ovocacious,akpuricious the okporicious, cabala-kolo-cracy the hinderious is the gorgon medusa of rasteroriferous, abundism, abuna abuna, plenty mtchewwwwwwwww stiil don't get what message he is trying to pass across, the only i understand is happy easter, sir this your grammar odiwa risky it is udomolistic make i run before my ear go contact kwarikwatatogoriasm me self they try speak my own.

Anonymous said...

Behold the man who erupted out of a dictionary,not born of a woman,not educated in simplicity,but entangled in a web of complications...honestly,d only familiar word there is easter!! I nid aspirin ASAP!!

Oloriebi baba bukata said...

This is madness, madness is saying or doing what man cant undastnd. This kind of madness is common among igbo people little wonder, he is an igbo man.

Kayem said...

Maybe, the comedian should first of all apply "eulogizable simplicity" to his write-ups. LOL!!!

ykay said...

This Hon no go kill us oooh,

Anonymous said...

Jesus! Is ds guy fr real! Culdnt understand a single word dats comin out of his mouth!

Pleasure Chest said...

dis man though.lwkmd

Anonymous said...

Hmmm... Its well, Happy Easter. Rotimi

Anonymous said...

Gbam! The only words that I could pick up we're 'Master Jesus Christ' and Christ-like'. Seriously, does this man talk like this everyday? Hmm..odi kwa serious o.

Anonymous said...

Ok. Hon. Obahiagbon. Same to you. Lol!

Unknown said...

how does ths dude do this?!!! Jeezz!! My eyes n mind hurt just looking at ths.

Tharmielurlar said...

I yaf die! His children re in trouble if he swearz 4em!

Anonymous said...

Wow! These words coming from just a Nigerian,This is just an indication that anything u work at u'll definitely get even in excess....Same to u sir!

TruSon said...

The basic reason for communication is to pass across a message.
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But when the message becomes lost in the ambiguity of semantics, the very essence of talking is defeated.
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Its a bit more comfortable to take this as a comic relief.

Anonymous said...

Lwkmd.... LOL

Anonymous said...

Obviously ur soo daft dat U̶̲̥̅̊ don't kno the part of the country where dis name hails from its unfortunate.get a life pls

Anonymous said...

You stupid idiot!he is a benin man!and when did madness bcom particular to certain tribes?you need to check into a psychiatric hospital ASAP!!

Anonymous said...

Obviously he hasnt pass across any msg....me sef wey i go univ no comprehend let alone d common man he represents....arrant nonsense, but hapi easter 2 hm too nd to everyone.

Anthony 'Lafty Lad' Obioha said...

Ok Honourable.
Due to the rhapsodized cum grammatically heavy dutied nature of thy felicitative memorandum, which is about saludo, bienvenida and exhorting exodia.

I reckon that the complexity of the message per-se is about to resonate a state of mental and intellectual anarchism, mayhem and precarious quagmire as dabs mayhap try to comprehend the crux in this our cosmopolitan nation.

And steering away from that, in reckoning, it is pitiable, the modus vivendi, due to poor modus operandi which is unfortunate.

I therefore, officially declare my abetment to thy message.

Anonymous said...

Waaa! all dat i no is dat evry one is hapi 4 de resurrection.so we can speak in tongues or any language.bt we r sayn hapi easta 2 u 2 honorabl.

Anonymous said...

i love this man!!!!
And I really think, he is great guy!!!
I just wish he would tone it down just a little -
you know use just 3 or 2 words that are big -
And i believe he'sd be a reference point for great English.
I really like him!!! 74

Anonymous said...

E not an igbo man e is from Edo state

Anonymous said...

even queen Elizabeth gan no talk like dis nah...pple wey get language ooo...laff have finish me

Anonymous said...

What has tribe got to do with grammer? Can't u read? His name obviously tells u where he is from,apart from a few Nigerians who bear English surnames,surnames actually tells u where a person is from.he is not ibo neither am I.olodo get an education before u start ranting.mtscheew- Palo

Anonymous said...

He is bini, not ibo. What beats me is dat he's actually serious when speaking this way, we almost died of confusion d 8years he spent in d Edo state house of assembly b4 proceeding to d house of reps, his grammer was strange to d Edo pple,we were happy when he left 4 reps and wished other nigeria a taste of his english. He actually communicate dis way,its not pretense, I think it is ingrained in his psychy.

Anonymous said...

Could You Spare us the Gimmic Sir? happy Easter to all LIB Readers.follow me on twitter@spellbound02.xoxo

Anonymous said...

Could You Spare us the Gimmic Sir? happy Easter to all LIB Readers.follow me on twitter@spellbound02.xoxo

Anonymous said...

I'm actually tired of this man...like seriously it's no longer funny,ahn ahn even on easter day.

Anonymous said...

Where is not dictionary ... Am still on his 1st word

Anonymous said...

i swear this man will wound himself one day...

Anonymous said...

Loool.. V spoken wt him bfr, he doesn't tlk lke this on a nrmal dai. Fr dose of u gettn upset unecessarily, chillax! We cld do wt a lil humour in dis hardship Nig is facing..

Ay said...

Pls laugh it off as jokes abeg and quit the 'not communicating' story. Life is not that hard, this guy is a clown...ROFLMAO

iamfascinating said...

Hmmn. I guess its a humorous pastime for him.

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Anonymous said...

wahala dey oh!! how can he speak to people and only him will understand...

Anonymous said...

u r too much honourable

Anonymous said...

Haba! Honorable, dem take big grammar do una? Abeg, slow slow o!

Anonymous said...

*yawn* and his point is??.. msheeeew!

Anonymous said...

Follow him on Twitter at @PatObahiagbon https://twitter.com/#!/PatObahiagbon Lol. Do so at your your own risk

Anonymous said...

thank u sir but u are puting us in more confusion just dont make people think that u are talking rubish.just happy and easter i don belle food

Anonymous said...

This one no sabi waffe language or him no like waffe or other version of English called Pidgin? He dey ashamed of him root?

Anonymous said...

these guy needs to write a novel

Anonymous said...

This is getting old and boring. Honourable please learn to speak proper english rather than mashing up big words together in order to sound smart.

Anonymous said...

Honorable Patrick, we need you to write and address for the People of Jos. I'm sure they will listen to you; the only problem is that you will have to interprete yourself otherwise, you're a dead man in the hands of the Jos extremist. Gyan luke

Anonymous said...

Woo the man good more than wole soyinka

Anonymous said...

Myopic twerp,hez from Edo state..U jst revealed ur ignorance wt dat post..tribalistic grouch..Ur namez as weird as ur thinkin..Nekky

Anonymous said...

I am, the no Sender.

Kindly show some respect. Who do you think you are? There is no one by divinity known as Bros J. Call him with the reverence he deserves, Lord Jesus the Christ, PLEASE. Abi na see finish?

Anonymous said...

hahahaha...............

I am, the no Sender. said...

I am, the no Sender.

It's official and confirmed. Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon is stark psycho and he knows it too. Kai lollll.

Oh yes, he knows he is communicating nada. It's his brand he is working hard at sustaining. He's been known that way I hear for years back in his days at Uniben, I think. Somehow his speaking style has stuck with him and so the staccato of words in english.

But then, not to worry. It's been discovered that dictionaries are now scared stiff of the honorable and now run for dear life on sighting him coming for fear of what he will turn the words inside them to.

Anonymous said...

he keeps razzmatizing us...

Anonymous said...

Well said! A comic

Anonymous said...

Honey,grow up!dis is either a failed attempt at a joke or attention seeking behaviour!

ONYEDIKING said...

Hmmmm, dis man is only talkin, not communicating.
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Tim Taimi Nwosu said...

Linda,more of dis guy pls.e be like say u dey enjoy dis guy talks wel wel.

Anonymous said...

Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon engaged in neologism. He should see a psychiatry.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm...Amuzing...Lol.

the white enchantress said...

wahala de.....Jesus Christ the man....vivre....abeg i am confused.

matilda adagbon said...

water pls i need water my throat is dry.......my eyes my eyes......hey i cant even read again......

Anonymous said...

This no go kill person with fake grammar!

Anonymous said...

this one paSS dictionary

Anonymous said...

WAT IS D POINT OF COMMUNICATION WEN D ODA PARTY CANNOT EASILY UNDERSTAND?ABEGIIIIII.

Unknown said...

Oh, that's uhm, nice happy easter wishes LOL.
Happy Easter to all!

Anonymous said...

Happy easter wishes
Greetings.net

Unknown said...

and my best and warmest Easter greetings to you as well. Happy Easter!

Unknown said...

Nice post. And since Easter 2014 is coming, let me greet you a happy Easter as well.

Regards
Prasad

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