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Saturday 26 May 2012

Mrs Toyin Saraki and her many phones

Imagine me with five phones. I had only one and they stole it...lol

144 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is crazy...4 Bold 5's and 2 iPhones...na who she dey call?

Anonymous said...

2 iphones and 3 blackberrys

Anonymous said...

What's that, dosent she have a PA?

Anonymous said...

Mtn,glo,etisalat,airtel...*thinking of the fifth 1.* and they all look like  bold 5 to me!nawa oooo.she can't 'kuku' use ol of dem @once! VANITY..

Anonymous said...

I pray they are stolen. I seriously dislike show-offs

Anonymous said...

Haba!!! Madam dash some out nah! Only u!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Good for her....3bold5 et 2-iphone ...9c,she wil def v reasons for using errm!..potty

Anonymous said...

Hahaha na wah oh. Fones for all d networks

Anonymous said...

Is she selling them? How many calls is she receiving at the same time that one or two phones can't contain it??? Show off ni!

Anonymous said...

This must be swags 4 Kwara State pple cos she looks ridiculous holding those phones!

Bukola Falade-Akinyan said...

Hahahahaaaaaaa....my goodness! She needs a basket 2 b carrying them around o! Wetin!!!!!!

dgurlnxtdoor said...

Ts jes pure insanity. "What" z she talkn 2 dah rquires 4 cell phones?

Amarachukwu said...

I didnt know that she now ran a call kiosk by the road side. so sad things turned out this way...because its only those girls that run call kiosks by the road that NEED 5 phones.

Anonymous said...

Na wa oooo

Anonymous said...

LOL but Lindodo how far that video now? I think I know the girl from the screen shots..put it up so I can confirm!

Anonymous said...

lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll Linda you no serious o.Only her carry fives phones mschewwwww

Deyinka Onabanjo said...

Kilode who dey call am?

Anonymous said...

Naija xclusive!!! We like to dey show ourself!

iamfascinating said...

lol,
I really do hope you get your phone back, Linda. That thieving girl needs rehabilitation.

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Linda,speaking of which, what's d latest about yours?

Anonymous said...

Nigerians overdo things she doesn't need five phones, she can have two , one for office and business and one for family and friends. linda pls post my comment

Anonymous said...

5 fones ke smh how does she keep up. Business Woman for sure hiss

Fatimah said...

Linda, what will we do with you? lol. Her juggling skills must be second to none.

I can just imagine the various contorted pose her body will assume when two phones happen to be ringing at the same time especially if she is on another phone.

Pamela1st said...

So I don't get now. In her mind she's filled with swag abi? What happened to nokia dual sim phones? And all the fones there look bold 5 phones! I think it's real silly tho.

flavour said...

MTshewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.dis is jst nonsense

waxy said...

One word! crazy!

Nimma said...

Only in 9ja ll one see this kind of nonsense. Holding one phone and making sure it doesnt get lost is enuff stress not to talk of holding 5 at once haba!!!

waxy said...

one word! crazy!

Anonymous said...

lol @ ur comment Linda, but 5 phones, is madness

Anonymous said...

Abuse of wealth!!

Anonymous said...

What's she going to do with five phones ? Imagine if the five of them rings at once

Anonymous said...

3 BLACKBERRY PHONES AND 2 IPHONES!

Mama Somtee sister said...

Leaving after police interrogation on her husband and her fraud case. Bet it was an oversight. Toyin sharp pass this now. Nigerians go finish you now, yeeee.

Anonymous said...

i like this woman with our epileptic network service i dont blame her i have two but soon i will have all 5 of them so that at least one can have normal service for me to make an urgent call ...hehehe

Anonymous said...

Why wld u think she is showing off?Dat is d standard fr her.It is whn a church rat like u does it dat it bcums show-off.U think she is trying to impress?

Amiga said...

Ridiculous!!!

NEO said...

ewo!!!!!!!!!! wat is she doing wit all of this? even a busy business man does nt carry more than 2 phones? chei! see wat power has caused...

ugo3niti said...

I just calculated her communication carbon footprint. Ironically, her husband is the chair, environment and ecology. How does she support his work by using so much energy to power those phones. waste waste waste.
http://greennigeria.wordpress.com/2012/05/26/calculating-toyin-sarakis-communication-carbon-footprint/

Anonymous said...

All bloggers are silly on this story because they all goofed. Toyin Saraki is from a very rich family. Even if, she were not a first lady, she would have had five phones. She should sue you all, idiots with fish brains.

She went to top schools abroad and has never lived a low life. Some bloggers are backwards. Toyin is not from a poor family like President Jonathan, who had no shoes. Toyin was born with a silver spoon.

Toyin's husband is from a rich family too. I don't support the Sarakis but these bloggers were off board and malicious to the core.

Anonymous said...

Lol.. U guys shld let her be. Flunt if u hv got urs too.

Anonymous said...

Linda is not the only one to use the same picture and same story. Who is out to destroy Toyin Saraki. Na by force to be a blogger. Get a life joor!

sugarbabe said...

One for her husband,One for her children,One for her colleagues,One for her family(sister nd brothers) nd one for her servants

sakara said...

kilode????
this is madness now
how she go take know all d numbers?
anyway olowo no dey make noise mscheew
agba ofifo

Kinzua said...

Put those phones in a small basket...throw in some Kolanuts, Bitter kola and Tomtom. That's the way to do it Madam. Lol!

Anonymous said...

Stupid woman does she not have a hand-bag to put all the phones inside?
Yeye Money miss roads.

Anonymous said...

1st anon how did you know the brand of the phones...????

Anonymous said...

Crazy

Anonymous said...

Errrr, can't y'all think outside the box???
She might be carrying some of her husband's phones, haba!

Anonymous said...

My dad has about 8, he is a business man.there is nothing wrong with it.leave her get some for yourself if you need. It

Anonymous said...

Na wetin dem D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ do wth our money na him b dat
Linda tell her Τ̅☺ gve U̶̲̥̅̊ 1 cos D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ just stoles U̶̲̥̅̊я she Ђåvε̲ ₪☺ choice than Τ̅☺ carry 5 fones S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ dat she go control naija money n transfer Τ̅☺ other countries n she will get credit alert confirmation chikena

Anonymous said...

She's just proud.......***SMH***

Emmonfclassic said...

slack off clumsy oaf...how does this concern kwara people.

Anonymous said...

You are comparing yourself with a mega rich woman. This is tasteless sha.

Anonymous said...

she no even fyn sef *cough* hehe. Aunty linda don give me cough

Anonymous said...

First anon maths can't be your strong point or you need to go to specsavers. Count again.

Anonymous said...

Unilag babes dey carry 2 bold5 so why not a former thievin gov's wife. Ce fini. Linda post my comment or else i no go tell u who tiff ur bold5

Chikaka said...

I have a feeling she was carrying some for her hubby Bukola.

pweetylisa said...

Na wa o, dis is pure madness truly... Ahn ahn

kemmmy said...

Doesn't she have a p.a? 5 phones?????mtcheew

Anonymous said...

STUPIDITY AND IGNORANCE!!!

Cece said...

Am not one to put a person down but she comes across as illiterate. A display of her vanity. You know sometimes people do things and think it is cool, when it is indeed a show of stupidity.

St. Dhayour said...

mtcheew Ojuoriolari oshi

Anonymous said...

She looks stupid....

bee said...

Y do I find dis extremely annoying and distasteful?

Anonymous said...

1 phone for her husband..2nd for her tho big gals..3rd for her bankers wen dey help keep stolen state money.4th for contractors..5th for coded links.Madam e good as you don sh ow how una take run state govt.To hold 5 phones for public doesn't make you en elite ooo..network prob or not..Maybe you help your husband hold 3 or tomorrow you go give press statement abt the phone.

Style By Bimvic said...

What baffles me is what naija's are doing with two or more phones, like seriously do you need that much!!! If i don't pick up when you called umm get a clue I'm busy but they'll keep calling and calling your second phone as well. SMH

Anonymous said...

Greed that's what!!!

Anonymous said...

Let the woman be oh...Is it your money? I REPEAT, Is it your money? Come to LIB and running rubbish comments...If persin carry phone, PROBLEM. If she borrow persin phone make call, she's STINGY. Khia, what is it?

Anonymous said...

I have noticed that most people that comes to this blog are just haters,people have different reasons for having more than 3 phones at a time...My boss gets nothing less than 500 calls in a day so what do you expect. please leave my sis alone... Toyin Ojora Saraki. very humble lady..

govt boy.

Anonymous said...

Hi am 27 and Nigeria,live in the middle east,can I use the collagen cream considering my age?

Anonymous said...

Na only her phone....lmao. I think toyin saraki' s obsence jewelry collection is a more notable discussion. She has obviously cut Back on her diamond display after too many criticism but e thing dey her vault ...lol

perezayo said...

na craze dey her head

Str8FrmDaHips said...

height of bushiness(just made it up)!!...money miss road..this people really think they living large..part of the massive Bank Loan her husband is yet to repay..

Proudly Igbo said...

Anon May 26, 2012 3:09 PM; gbam. i love your analysis.

Frank Ukpetenan said...

She dey run call center for any occasion wey she attend. Me sef i don see am b4 for Agidingbi!!
Nonsense

Anonymous said...

Na so crase dey start 4 Bold 5's abeg linda no vex

Anonymous said...

so unfortunate,she's carrying 5smart phones and seems to be acting otherwise. hiss

Anonymous said...

Why all the phones this is so funny , she should get a hand bag. http://www.hairshowafrica.com/

Anonymous said...

twitter,,instagram,,facebook,,blackberry,myspace..anty agbaya...

Anonymous said...

And you still wonder why Nigeria is why it is the way it is? simply madness! to even have 2 fones in Yankee is like Madness...

Anonymous said...

I doubt if there are more hypocrites in one geographical location like we have in Nigeria.Most of the people criticising her carry at least 3 fones.So,what's the big deal?Don't see what makes this an issue of national discussion.

Tharmielurlar said...

Is gah trowey! She is eatn d head of her life while she can.... Madam fone, enjy!

DdeeXclusv said...

linda, u better tell dis woman to dash u one or better still hire dat girl dat stole ur fone to steal 2 phones again, 1 for u and 1 for her(for a clean job well done). lol.
some serious communication business. if she can have 5 phones, her husband probably has 10 and her kids 3 each depending on their ages. LMAO

Anonymous said...

THE HEIGHT OF RAZZNESS, BE HER A MILLIONAIRE OR NOT

Janded said...

What are they for?? Jeez.

Anonymous said...

Dis na typical naija sense.rubbish...

Anonymous said...

In my own opinion
Dis is y some Nigerians can't move forward.
This is ridiculous.
Give d money to charity if u don't know what to do with it.
People just let money control dem *bleh*

Anonymous said...

Na the king of ur village she dey call.... Mumu

Anonymous said...

Vanity is all I can say

Anonymous said...

its called the rich but poor thinking mentality.she also gives different numbers to different people.i wonder how she keeps up.

Anonymous said...

And she says she's learned. I guess not!!!

Unknown said...

Only in Nja...you see such....

Anonymous said...

Even prisedent goodluck does nt use 5 phones....diz is crazy

Anonymous said...

Ode oshi....som1 on her own is being foolish showin off unnecessarily u decided 2 b Stupid 2 in ur own comment.....kai Ode meji
Wass Kwara in dis nw....mscheeeew first Park well den pass d Mic....#IDIAT

Anonymous said...

Nawooo Nija for life we no go run commot for them for this country we dey sha. make una dey check am na, small girl dey for kirikiri becos of starcom phone wey no worth any thing for 3yrs na him person carry five wey be heavy load.

288392A7 said...

Naijaaaa.......if she's gat too many lines why not go get a china fone dat uses double sim....*I bet dat aint her money she's spending*

Anonymous said...

Ode! Are u sure ur sense of humour has not been stolen? How is this show-off? As she now like a particular brand of phone with a specific type, wetin u want make she come do? Ogbeni, sleep here ___________/ abi she cannot receive and dial out becos of u? Or is she stopping u from buying if u want?if it were to be one dead phone u obviously won't be praying for it to be stolen o. #hiss

Anonymous said...

na how many mack zuckerman for carry!

Anonymous said...

This is almost half a million naira worth of phones in 1 hand??? smh!!

Makeover by T.E.J.U said...

But I like this woman tho

Makeover by T.E.J.U said...

But I like this woman tho

Anonymous said...

Due to shortage of electricity supply, her excellency has decided to run the NGO that charges phones for people free of charge.
Don't get it twisted!!!!

-Twisted Mind

mama somtee said...

@ mama somtee's sister ------ well don oooh and to think you read my thoughts about having a sis since am the only girl , you got to was this for me , my sis .

Anonymous said...

QF
asin criosly?...wat is she using dm for,show off?, doesnt appeal 2me.

Anonymous said...

Govt + tax = Too much money
Too much money + govt wife = Alakobas
5 phones, 1 person@&?$,/;:($??? = too much money than common sense aka STUPIDITY
PSCHEEEW.

Anonymous said...

Vanity upon vanity all is vanity one day this woman will die and give account of how she stole niaja money to buy expensive phones•madam God is watching don't ever think he is asleep• the day he will remember you corrupt politicians that day u will wish u had never been born

Anonymous said...

Truly this is wrong. A liability,stressful and extravagance to carry 5 phones. What's the function of Dual sim phones?

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Anonymous said...

This woman doesnot come across as Someone that like to showoff and even if she want to not with phones,my boyfriend uses five phone and he is a simple person that when u see him u wont even know he has money.i guess when u get to that level u will know what some people needs five phones for.i only use one phone by the way.

Anonymous said...

Just Razz! Hiss

Anonymous said...

Lagos big unsociable elite with 5 phones. Exactly what jjc's would do to show they belong....someone please to her to hide them in a bag.

they go soon vomit all they ate from KS

Anonymous said...

If only she invested the money used to buy the phones on some decent clothes even...

fanyo said...

haba dis is nonsence she is only seeking for notice from people cox dis stupidity.

buzz said...

Make she sell all these buy 3ple sim China phone jorrr.....nonsense and ingridence....mshewwwww

Anonymous said...

Pls sell dem and alleviate poverty in a family of someone from ur village and God will bless u more. If u want to show off,pls buy Blackberry Porsche.

Femiluv said...

Totally ridic!!

Anonymous said...

Ahh honeey I don't knw abt u oh! But I can only count 5 fones there... The 4bold5's u saw can't be vouched for! Shld I call an optician?

Anonymous said...

The woman no even take style fine...borderline wore or.

D!D! said...

Razz!

OluwaPelumi Ogunde said...

i wonder if mrs saraki wants to run a phone booth

Anonymous said...

All these world people saying gibberish, if most of them are in the same position, they'll do d same, if not worse.

ade said...

In as much as i dont support things like this, ppl need to cut her some slack.
She is a business woman and involved in many charity stuff. Nigerian communication sucks and its what it has come to.
half the time, u cant be reached on MTn and u will miss out import stuff u you hav to acquire glo. Then glo messes up for one month and u hav to add airtel.
my dad is a business man and has like 4 also and he hates it but he has no choice.

get it people!!!

sexiest said...

sha come n dash me one....if u like use 1 million fones..na ur time..

Anonymous said...

She can have as many phones as she likes. However, what is certain is that she won't be needing it once she's dead. Like we all are going to be someday.
So all this struggle for earthly possession is just vanity.
Its somebody else that will enjoy it.

Anonymous said...

Naija!!nobody has even considered d fact that she's holding other peoples phones..if not for anything,d fact she's holding like 3 bold 5.

Anonymous said...

Mama Somtee sister this pic was on Vera's blog some months ago. Anyway what's the biggie that Toyin Saraki has 5 phones?? The woman has been multi-tasking for years, am more surprised that she can even look like a villager with this simple dressing, the phones are the only giveaway! I like her anyway, like the fact she's not carried away with this my PA this my PA that rubbish.

Anonymous said...

this very ugly woman with all the ugly phones she has got hiss mschew

Anonymous said...

lwtmb! This one is small sef. I've seen a well known Naija man with 18 Phones! Infact, he had a man bag to carry them around. 5 no be anytin o! lwkmddd.....

Anonymous said...

You sound like you work for her husband....think i know u

Anonymous said...

gosh.at the people that are saying she is from a rich family,schooled abroad blah blah blah.its not about her affording the phones.its the logic behind having so many lines with or without the epileptic network issues.its simply not cool.we see celebs,oprah,intl figures in relaxed environs and they are usually with a phone or max 2.

Anonymous said...

and pray tell,why would she dare sue us?for making comments?you must be a little retarded!

Anonymous said...

I guess she forgot her gucci bag in her 2012 range rover, and had to foolishly display dis act of ignorance. She should have added an Ipad too... Bush woman!!! msheeeeeww

Frenchie said...

I see a woman holding 5 phones, who said they all belong to her? Aint yall vexing for something else related to her?

Olu-omo of d source said...

She may have passed thru top schools abroad but d schools sure as hell didn't pass thru her.One'd have expected such from d shoeless one or his umblellaful vixen.She could have concealed them,that'd have been d classy thing to do bush woman!

Blogtoto said...

So in ur mind's eye now u've made sense abi?jero!

Blogtoto said...

U r a real undiluted fool.'If we were in d same position' this' at most speculative.She being in d position shd know better.

Olu-omo of d source said...

She may have passed thru top schools abroad but d schools sure as hell didn't pass thru her.One'd have expected such from d shoeless one or his umblellaful vixen.She could have concealed them,that'd have been d classy thing to do bush woman!

Blogtoto said...

So in ur mind's eye now u've made sense abi?jero!

KOFOSHY said...

she for kari landfone sef join na....rubbish!!

Anonymous said...

i dont think its a big deal, i carry 5fones. 2 from office and 3personal. it depends on what you do and the number of calls u receive per day. i guess its just the way they are so obvious in her hands. my fones are always in my handbag becos i easily misplace them. majority of nigerians have more than one fone. No biggie, abeg!

Anonymous said...

I need one oooooooooooo. Please tell her to give me one Linda.

Anonymous said...

Ode

Anonymous said...

I looked at the pic and saw a simply dressed woman carrying 5 phones in her left hand, 3 blackberry, 2 iphone, in front of a house door in what looks like a yard. Linda, if you had carried your phone in your hand it would still be yours today. People have judged and revealed their own minds and likely behavior. Madam Toyin, I saw your tweet, 3 phones for Nigeria, 2 for UK, why are you so stubborn? You have been abused, advised and instructed on death, etiquette, class, schools, PA's, obscene jewellery, call centers and networks. Next time try to behave as expected, one PA per bag and per phone, wear giant jewellery, dress loudly, triple your weight, install a make-up artist in your entourage to paint your face to match your dresses and puff up your attitude to resemble the usual politicians wife. Make sure each phone is a different brand and design. On no account should you carry anything yourself, don't you know it is a criminal offence punishable by death and an insult to your husband's position and wealth? Your simplicity infuriates many, especially your covetous friends, they hate your children too. Beware.

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