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Thursday 18 October 2012

Charles Novia's critique of Tonto Dike's songs

Found the write up on the movie producer and record label owner's Facebook page. See it below...
Tonto's Terrible Tremolo by Charles Novia.
I have restrained myself for a couple of years from commenting on Tonto Dike's career after my last comments about her role in the soft porn movie she acted in two years back, were badly taken by her and she went on twitter to hurl infantile insults on my person with expletives and uncomplimentary remarks. My reaction to such then was just a dignified silence. After all, I had already spoken on her stunted talent as an up and coming actress and further comments on her incensed tweets were unnecessary.
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All through the past few hours, the social media networks have been abuzz with the new singles of actress, Tonto Dike. She seems to have joined the actors of her ilk who have the moonlighting itch to delve into singing. While no one can stop such an ambition by those artistes, I do think those who surround such artistes are their worst enemies if they can't tell them the truth about leaving their sometimes doubtful day job. Well, I will! I listened to Miss Dike's two singles a few minutes ago and my initial speechlessness morphed to a nagging laughter and then subsided into a befuddled anguish. I'm a music label owner (November Records) and have produced and Executive Produced acts like Majek Fashek, Terry tha Rapman, Zubby Enebeli etc. I know much about music and the slant of commercial music. But after listening to Miss Dike's songs, I'm inclined to align with the majorly negative comments about them on cyberspace. Ah-ah! Whoever produced her knew she has a bad voice for singing and masked our listening torture with the Autotune effect. But even the Autotune rejected any attempt to make a bad voice worse and Miss Dike came out sounding like she was in mid-stream orgasm instead of singing! Her anguished tremolos would have been better reserved for a horror movie sound effect than an attempt at joining the revered profession of music. If Omotola got away with her last two terrible attempts at singing, it was because Omotola is a fantastic actress and her fans could forgive her musical failings after backtracking her body of work in Nollywood. With Tonto, I can't say much either for her acting depth. She's a one-dimensional actress in my opinion, who mistakes notoriety for fame. She needs more training in acting and this I say with all sense of professionalism as a movie Director. She might achieve greater heights in acting if she trains more. But she has no heights to achieve in singing. Only a downward plunge, the stuff bad endings in movies are made of.

378 comments:

  1. Gbam!!!! Before they give her more training in acting can they please work on her diction it is terrible....my ears are scarred for life after listening to those songs even the ear doctor can't help

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  2. dayum!!!! preach!!!!!!

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  3. SMH FOR TONTO DIKE! Babe who did u offned like dis?! ndo o. CHOI.

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  4. Charles Novia just killed it.. thanks boss you are the best.. still laughing at the dumb ass wack music....

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  5. Lmao! Tono Dike! with auto-tune like that, I almost thought I was listening to one of those hausa or fulani songs..

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  6. Walahi dis guy cudnt hv said t better

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  7. You have said it all, you have taken the words out of my mouth. Horrible actress + disgusting singer = God forbid.

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  8. midstream orgasm ke? Mr Novia iyaf vex o...lolllll!

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  9. This is really deep
    Lol
    "She sounded like she was in mid stream orgasm"
    Visit beccasdelite.blogspot.com

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  10. na wa..tonto seems to rub many people the wrong way thereby increasing her fame....well done on that my girl at least people are paying attention

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  11. LOL! MR NOVIA FINISH TONTO OHH, CHIE. I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING. THANK YOU SIR, YOU SAID IT ALL AND THEN SOME. IF SHE LIKE SHE SHOULD STRICK BACK, THAT'S ALL SHE IS GOOD AT, AND TRYING TO ACT SEXY, OH PLEASE. MTSCHEWW.
    BUT PLEASE SIR, OMOTOLA AND GENEVIEVE TRY PASS THIS STUPIDITY TONTO DID. I AM ASHAMED FOR HER.

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  12. meeen!!!......i wonder if Tonto would read this and how she go feel.this nail go enter her.........
    ONEA

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  13. ouch!!!!That's gonna leave a mark

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  14. Cant agree with you any less. Autotune shit, absolute rubbish!

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  15. well said Mr Novia, but as u know the crazy babe that she is, be ready for some tongue lashing from her. i didn't find d autotune effect fascinating at all. Her producer just wanted her money thats all.

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  16. kai!!!...omo see washing na!!...serious washing mehn!...but wat he said is nothing less dan the truth...*thumbs up* dude!

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  17. heheheheheheheheheheh i love that...give it to her, she needs to study well before presenting a finished work to the public. don't be in a haste to sing when u can't work or train yourself first. Tonto pls listen

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  18. Mazi, you have spoken for all of us!

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  19. I agree with him 100%

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  20. Me too i listen to the song and all i can say is JABRRISH because there is no meaning in what she was saying.I don't know who is deceiving them to do all these music but pls Miss Dike,try not to make this mistake again

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  21. Linda, HI *In Tonto's Voice*.....Please post my comment. Uncle Charles no take am easy at all. I agree with him on the fact that her friends should have told her not to. Obviously, she doesnt have good friends. However, Steve Harris (the Life Strategist) made some points on lessons learnt from Tonto Dikeh's songs. i Think it would be helpful to share some of them.

    Tonto believed in herself!she took a chance even when people yabbed her. we should all have that kind of courage. Also, Just do what u want to NOW! AND finally have results and people will talk about you. Tonto has been the subject of conversation everywhere. she trended lon twitter. WHO'S TALKING ABOUT YOU?

    I apologise for the epistle....-Y

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  22. Wats killin pple nowadays is. They think bcos A did somthin nd got away with it B can also do d same thin nd get away with it.smh!!!..anyways, I comment ma reserve on dis tonto thingy!!!#assysayso#

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  23. hahahahaha....i second this

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  25. This sounds like trying to get back at her.
    Charlie, she may not be a good singer but Tonto is a damn good actress.

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  26. but Tonto is beautiful sha

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  27. DAMM THATS ALL I GAT TO SAY!

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  28. LAUGH OOOOOOOOOOO!

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  29. She's laughing all the way to the bank. The songs are horrible yes however you have to admire her confidence.

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  30. kai... word... miss tontolicious, are you listening/hearing/reading?

    i rest my case

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  31. meehhhnnn! Oyinbo too much..dis guy don finish Tonto...i dunno aw shes gonna consume all these and not be down...its been too much for her this week..she sef no try, cant blame the critics...and nobody shud take dem for haters...u dont becom a hater for saying d truth na..

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  32. I HATE 2 agree with dis guy but he is right!!!
    with dat said, i dont like u Mr bended -nose Novia!!
    Let tonto b.... if she wants 2 run 4 PRESIDENCY 2MORO ill support her. We live once so achieve all ur dreams whether u suck at it or not.
    At least her songs wr far more bearable dat old madam GenevieveNnaji's nonsense.
    Billie jean

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  33. Dis man is sick!ve never heard him say anytin gd abt any1 before.

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  34. LWKMD! Dont I just love Charles Novia right now, I couldn't agree with him more. C English naaa, Ahan! Me sef gatz carry dictionary to finish the epistle. lol

    But the truth is if those singles are registered on Youtube then Tonto is making money from every download...

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  35. Sounds like a professional observation to me.

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  36. hmmmmmmm,Charles u don take your head carry gun powder and bee hives. by the time this tonto chick read your memo,i wounder the kind of unprintable words she is going to use....anyways you are immune and thick skinned already.for sure TD will reply,unless she just grew up.Linda please start poking.cant wait...just have soft spot for TD...Izuu

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  37. Charles Novia you fall my hand.
    I bet you saw this as an opening to get back at 'Miss Dikeh' and by God you didn't let it pass.
    If you had time to listen to those songs and even go as far as commenting on 'em, it shows very clearly that you are JOBLESS!!!
    the song might not have been good but I bet all the attention it has attracted shows the level of stardom 'Miss Dikeh' possesses and has even become more popular.
    check the number of hits (ala downloads) those songs have garnered. I am sure artists like MI, Tuface et al will admire it.
    she pulled a publicity stunt and low lifers like u bought into it.

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  38. Constructive criticism. Hope she listens.

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  39. I cant stop laughing....'sometimes doubtful day job'...You're so right Charles, a lot of them should just find something else to do instead of assaulting our senses by being on TV. Which I see you did very quickly too, seeing as you cant act to save your life either..lol

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  40. constuctive advice i would say. tontoh abeg put down the mic. tested enuf. and trully, wht were her friends thinking? well mayb they tried cautioning her but you know who poko is nahh, moving train>>> lols

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  41. Lmao! Fantastic observation sir, nice one! Tonto open ya ears and listen to the words of ur elders. TC

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  42. Linda, you couldn't even wish your Batch 'C' corps members congrats on the successful completion of their service year today. Abi u no go service ni? Not fair oh

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  43. Dis charles Novia or wateva he calls himself should shut his dirty mouth up... Am sure he is having problems with her dats why he is here speaking all dis yeye grammar... Pls go get a life and allow her do her thing!

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  44. I wish there was a like button.

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  45. Ghen ghen....GRABS POP CORN*

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  46. Pakistani Beauty18 October 2012 at 15:22

    Choi omo see finishing! Tonto can like to go and hide her face inside rice sack till 2013

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  47. chim oooo!!! this man just murdered Tonto. but on the real, whoever advised her to attempt music didn't advised her well at all. while i can try to manage 'its ova', 'get high' is an epic fail.

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  48. loooolz @ midstream orgasm, some critics can so open dictionary to drive home their displeasure,anyway av come to realise dat people like Tonto and Cossy are destined to hit greatness with d negatives than d positives. I heard d music featured on NTA network news.

    ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA3310

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  49. I totally agree with charles,she is not d worst actress ever but if she concentrate more she can be d best,MUSIC is out of it!

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  50. "She's a one-dimensional actress in my opinion, who mistakes notoriety for fame." GBAM!

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  51. Lmao!!! Sit ur ass down Tonto, dats all I can say! . Linda na u remain to sing. Lol.

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  52. looool God bless Charles Novia 4 dis truth. haba i almost choked on tonto dike's single. omg!

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  53. this guy wan kill me with laugh

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  54. loooool God bless Charles Novia 4 dis truth. i almost choked on tonto dike's single. omg!

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  55. Mehnnnnnnn, this is an obituary o. I'm so sure that no matter how "I don't care" Tonto Dike claims to be, she will be in serious depression right now. He who the gods want to destroy, they first make mad.

    Tonto is definitely on the way down and just like watching Amy Winehouse gradually destroy herself I cannot help but feel a sense of pity when I think about Tonto.

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  56. Tonto Dike is getting more popular wit all this bad talk about her.

    Charles Novia made facts concerning Tonto but i cant help but feel that he has a personal dispute wit her that he needs to settle away from d media.

    He is not totally professional in his movies himself.

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  57. Tonto Dike should please focus on her acting career instead of trying to delve into music.
    I tried listening to the 2 songs and to be honest i could not finish listening to them. WTF is Wantaramara???I don't know who is better between her and Vic O(well Vic O took some bullets for her yesterday on twitter as well)lool.
    Her friends are wicked for not advising her not to sing and her music manager should be stoned.Well twitter was fun last night.Thanx to tonto dike

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  58. Charles Novia,kudos!!! Well said,couldn't agree less abt her needing more acting lessons.

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  59. Well said charled novia nothinng more to say again.. Tonoto needs some more training in her acting and she should just stick to acting. Period!

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  60. This bros don talk am finish...Tonto + Music = F9.

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  61. PLS CHARLES SHOULD GO AND SIT DOWN...MUSIC AND MOVIE PRODUCER MY A** YOU REALLY ARE NOT A MATURED MAN CUZ IF U ARE U WILL TAKE A CUE FROM OTHER MORE WORTHY CELEBRITIES AND SILENCE YOURSELF...TONTO IS A GREAT ACTRESS

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  62. loool when I got up to ''mid-stream orgasm instead of singing'' i just broke out laughing!!!!.. lwkmd my thoughtrs exactly

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  63. l have not yet listened to the Music,so l can't make an informed comment,but if Mr Novia's comment is true,then,Tonto should leave Music & work on her acting skills.

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  64. Abeg tel her ooooooooo make she go rest singing is not by force

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  65. When I first posted about the crappy Music of Tonto Dikeh online, some sentimental people attacked me simply because they are fans (By the way who is not), simply because I also said the truth.

    WELL I DISAGREE WITH YOU NOVIA ON OMOTOLA

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  66. just pure naked hate! Leave the poor girl alone to try her hands on whatever she feel likes. Wonder how many hit songs you have put out "Executive Producer" my a$$!!!

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  67. truth is definitely bitter...

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  68. He has said it all. It doesn't require rocket science for someone to know that she doesn't have future at all in the music industry. I agree 100% with everything you said about her in your write up. She can go and hang transformer.

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  69. What's his own? Did they date before or something? He sure goes to a lot of trouble to listen and then log on to Facebook and write the Iliad on tonto....tonto, no mind am....ginger ur swagga

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  70. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WELL DAMN. THIS WAS GREATLY PUT. *ROUND OF APPLAUSE*

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  71. This guy no nice at all.

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  72. Dear sir.....i totally agree with you o. I dnt have any thing against her really but when her followers hype her on twitter ,i wonder y......buh den resolve to accept that we are all entitled to our opinion/belief. She can't act to save her life and sometimes she just tries too damn much but one thing i do commend her for though is ,she is indeed beautiful and unlike most of her fellow counterparts uses a good toning cream/agent.she should try ease on being too controversial though( she can be famous without being notorious like he rightfully said).

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  73. I disagree, last I checked, Tonto has just AS Much talent as many other artists out there.

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  74. Awwww....This Man is looking for Trouble. Neverthless, Its OVA!!!!

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  75. grabs debonairs pizza with light coke. chilling for LIB'ers to roll in some exciting "would-be" comments of the year.

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  76. I concur, charles is well read.nice choice of words.

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  77. LOL...heard the song yesterday and it is really terrible, her marketers can sell it to comedians as it may have better use to make people laugh.

    although i was secretly hoping that it will be a success, i would like to see a situation where one of our actors or actresses can successfully make it as a cross over artist and be a double threat or something.

    i wish the next Nigerian artist who tries better luck

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  78. this bros said exactly wat was on my mind

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  79. Well said Charly!!! D girl's acting doesn't just appeal to me. She needs a lotta brushing up, and for her unpolished attitude and her runner tongue, its just off d hook.D girl's gat lotta homework to do on herself. Whoever told her she could sing??? Pheeeeeeew......

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  80. OH DEAR........WORDS FAIL ME I MUST CONFESS....

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  81. Wow! Charles said it all, I'm done talking about it. Tonto can choose t listen or just call everyone haters, na she sabi.

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  82. Tonto should please not torture us with any more "music". If she stops now, I'll forgive her.

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  83. we are all entitled to our opinion
    naijaopenmouth.com

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  84. Infact, Charles don finish Tonto for here no be small oooooo

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  85. Omo she mouth bashing oooo..lols

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  86. My friend Go sit down, are you sure you have not tried to harass the stunning actor sexually and she refused thats why your blabbing like this wetin be your own wont you mind your business.Olodo Idiot.From Emex

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  87. i beg all of you not to let ds gurl go commit suicide o. Tonto dikeh. My sincere condolense to the demise of her music carrier even its birth. I sing in efik for her " eyen kutua, kutua, kutua ke uso mmo do, ererimbot ekpenam se enanam kuyat esit ye owo. kutua ke uso mmo do. " i'l be back.

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  88. love his way with words.

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  89. Perfectly said.

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  90. Well said mr novia, I listened to the song "get high" and it is an assault to the ears.

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  91. truly spoken by a professional with no malice or grudge attached to the critique.
    Tonto u don fall ur hand.
    Mr novia say ur singing sounded like u were having an orgasm i would love to ask my November if he has ever been inside u in times past to know if u actually climax or if u indeed have orgasms during sex he knows the sound of ur orgasm dat was why he compared it to ur singing dat means he might have been inside u way back ummm na wa ooo

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  92. Hahahahaha!! Wow!! This guy sure is full of words for Tonto and her crappy music! She truly does not have good friends around her! I hope she reads this.

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  93. DAMN! i bet those word would make tonto dike aka poko curse d day she decided ever to do music....i guess he couldnt have been blunt enough....but knowing the kind of person miss poko herself is she won't be disturbed the least...i cant just wait to see her dishing out 'uncensored' yabbies to 'all of you'(courtsy:davido).... or maybe she'll keep mute this time...lets c .we follow back @iAmhairs on twitter

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  94. dddaaaaayyyuuummmm!!!!!!!!!!!dat hurts...loooooll..but true duo!

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  95. abeg.. Oga stop being a sissy all this amebo talk is for women.

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  96. I wonder how Tonto made it so far as an actress,she's talentless both in acting and music and has a bad personality. Like Charles said,she mistakes notoriety for fame.its a pity.

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  97. Im happy today I hv a professional indidvidual who stands by me n speaks out abt it too.tonto dikeh cannot act.ppl naturaly love controversial individuals,but nigerians\tonto pls do not confuse controversial\notorious to talent or fame.miss tonto dikeh is vry far from it.to me she sings far btr than she acts.

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  98. OMG! This guy just finished Tonto. I hope she won't get depressed after reading this.

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  99. Ask urslf this question nigerians.why is toto not approached by major producers with cinema block busters to do hit movies.her movies shall forever end at alaba market.there's a diffrnce btwn a porn star and a star

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  100. Yeeeeeeeeeeeee... He don finish am!!! *laughing so hard my co workers think I've totally lost it* Well said Charles!!!

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  101. hahahaha....Tonto dike yaff finish..lmfao.

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  102. Ok we all know her songs suck but I don't see how they warrant this loooooong ass critique. It's not that serious .

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  103. Chei! See castigation

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  104. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!

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  105. too many grammar

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  106. This man sabi speak english but everthing he's said is the truth, tonto dikeh had better love or hate him....cos he just said what every nigerian is thinking.

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  107. Stop Hating for goodness sake! Who even wants your opinion kmt. If you dnt like her songs then dont buy or listen to them and quit tryna to put pple down!

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  108. on point Novia. At least some people could still come out openly and take a poke on Tonto>>>she had it coming.

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  109. well, i think the writer has a sense in his opinion. we have talents that are natural and those that are artificial (borrowing) my advise for Tinto is to develop more on her acting carier as i think that is where she fits in better. wishing her all the best

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  110. LNGM!!!! Tonto d mustisian plssss listen to him. A word is enough 4 d wise

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  111. Thank u Novia...at least there are still people that can openly come out and take a poke on Tonto...she had it coming

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  112. on point Novia. At least some people could still come out openly and take a poke on Tonto>>>she had it coming.

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  113. buahaaahaaaaa he killed her

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  114. CHEI!!!!!!! See finishing ooo.... Tonto if i be u i go quit both acting and music, and go into business of buyin n sellin.....lol i don laugh piss 4 bodi oo

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  115. I don see person wey get mouth pass me. GBAM!!!!

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  116. Ge ge get out, Charles! Tonto is a horrible singer no doubt,buh dnt u ever do d dissing, cos u aint better than her! U'v been looking 4 an opportunity 2 insult her cos u sooooo hate her right?
    Btw, did I c the word, 'orgasm' in that steewwwwwpod 'Write-up' of urs? Why did u use dat word? Did u nt crucify Tonto,after she playd dat role in Dirty Secrets? Don't u hate vulgar stuffs anymore?

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  117. kai! very correct. but this guy is wicked sha.

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  118. Lwkmd,I said sumfin like dis on twitter yesterday to tonto dike!!! God has given everyoneof us our own talents trying to steal sum1's talemt is Ojukokoro! Tonto u can never make it in the music industry! #GBAMESTTRUTH!!!

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  119. Gbam! gbam!!,War start,dis man don finish tonto dike music career o,am waitin 4 her response,pls Linda nor fail 2 bring d gist o

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  120. Pls he shud stfu joor,who asked him dis one he is saying.

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  121. I completely agree, I mean what was the girl thinking? obviously she has no real friends.

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  122. Mr. Charles continue talking. Tonto is one hell of a girl dat doesnt care about ur analysis. good or bad...9million downloads in 24 hours. good or bad publicity, its still a kind of publicity. #Naijathings

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  123. This Charles Novia is just a nuisance *smt* So beacuse you produced Majek Fashek and Mr. so and so, you're now what? Abegi go and sit in one place jo! I must be relevant by force, shio!

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  124. Charles Novia, thank you. You hit the nail on the head.

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  125. hmm 9ja na wa o ... must nollywood actors and actress sing!!!i am higly disappointed.

    on another note, this music producer cum movie director sounds like he his beefing tonto o abi he dey like her *eyes rolling*

    Ella

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  126. *dead* OMG!!! hahahahhahhaa... i can't breathe ... dunno who charles novia is, but men, he's spot on.

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  127. Oga, na wa o! You don chase the girl before and she no gree, abi? Your critique can very easily be interpreted as sour grapes, even though I honestly don't think she is much of a singing artist either. You should have just maintained your silence, as before...

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  128. Oh boy. Well said!

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  129. Gbaaaaaaaaaam. So on point!

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  130. GBAM!,GBAM!,GBAM....word.God bless you...

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  131. Stroking of life! Loooool!!!

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  132. Please i beg you sir dont apologise after this. She cant sing even what she intended for partying can not be played in any club. On radio would even be worse and yes she cannot act with her yeye accent

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  133. Someone is in love with tonto.

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  134. Hahahahhahahahaha,Tonto don curse almost everybody 4 dis life....d gal na notorious ghetto geh!

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  135. Tonto Dikeh introduced and ended her music career in a day. She said "Hi & It's Over. So why is everyone beefing her?

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  136. *Standing and Clapping*
    this is why its good to be educated. even your insults sound enlightened. Thank you Mr. Novia, u have said it all. i agree with you 110% (even on d the omotola part). Tonto dont see this as an attack on your (already maligned) person, but take this as what it is - words of wisdom and advice. please, please and please, for the safety of children yet unborn, drop the mic and focus on ur acting. thank you.

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  137. I was put through horror show with Tonto song. How can people around her be so wicked?

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  138. I concur. charles, ure well read plus nice choice of words.

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  139. i totally agree with you jare.

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  140. BREAKING NEWS!!!Bokoharam said they sponsored tonto's song titled #poko which also sounds like #boko .saying "it's part of their terror campaign"

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  141. Somebody should tell her the truth!
    SHE is a Bad singer!!

    Welldone Charles!!

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  142. Oga, you are too kind... I say this with all sincerity, I love Tonto's guts, yes some might consider it notority, but at the end of the day, its up to a person to determine if bad press is good enough for them. I do think Tonto is a good actress (when it comes to the the same character she always plays), making her (in my humble opinion) a one dimensional actress.
    Now fast-forwarding to music/ singing/ noise, on a very serious note, if you consider yourself a professional at any trade, then you must know it pays to get constructive critisim and public opinion (considering you are a public figure). 90% of your audience can't all be hating on you (be rational and realistic about it). To Tonto, either you have no friends or you need to start listening to their advice, it will help you grow. Professionally, again either you need to fire those in your management team, or you need to start listening to them, because I refuse to believe that no one, (not your friends, family or professional team) warned you of how bad these tracks are. Being a singer is more than just singing to a mic. I 've heard bad music, but this might be one of the worst ever, the lyrics are awful, the production were (amongst other things) over auto tuned, and girl your voice, well, just stop singing, (Your voice sounds like a cat being ran over by an okada), As far as talents go, there are somethings you are not suppose to do (EVER) in this life and that for you Tonto, singing is on top of that list... Pls Tonto, do not sing again, and we will try and forget this ever happened.

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  143. Well said Charles. he who have ear, let them hear.

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  144. He is an assole. Never heard of him. Trying to attain fame by HARASSING Tonto so she can retaliate and he can trend. He is right about two things though, she definately needs to train more on her acting and she most definately confuses being notorious with being famous. Anyways if Vic O is making money being a clown while believing he has some type of talent, why can't Tonto who is at least a manageable actress. Vic O is just a complete talentless person in his trade(rapping) but is somehow managing to succeed. The world we live in...*sigh*

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  145. More like killing the Ant with a sledge hammer kilode ? If I bi toto dike I shall relocate to Lala land where there is no Radio , Television , or any forms of communication.He is simply telling you , you are very Dull no talent whatsoever ,empty .

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  146. God bless this guy. He has said nothing but the truth. Only if Tonto would listen. The "mid-stream orgasm" cracked me up soo bad.

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  147. Laughing in Arabic. يج خ بو غخفو زخزخ سةح=D =))=))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​=)) مق لاجززجو لسلاق لسلاق جل =))

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  148. LooooooL I can't help but agree! Auto tune and all she was terrible

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  149. I am sure he has his shield on for more insults from the hot-headed Miss Tonto. If I were Tonto, I will see his critique as healthy and wise because he is a movie producer and a music label owner.

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  150. "mid-stream orgasm" lol.

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  151. LWKMD!!! GOSH THIS IS HILARIOUS..SHE REALLY SOUNDED LIKE SHE WAS ABOUT TO "CUM".....

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  152. Lol... Plenty English

    KarmaYve.blogspot.com

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  153. HaHahhahahahhahahaha, can't stop laughing. First Genevive, next Omosexy, then Desmond bobo and now Tonto, our only razz Tonto, our razz cum stripper actress has done it again, who go buy the CD? Just her family and herself. I am sure the producer won't even buy it. Charlie nice piece!

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  154. the song is just too funny... tonto please stick to your movies, we love you that way

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  155. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. LWKM OOOOOOOO. Well said. Still laughing

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  156. Hahahahahahahahaha. LWKM oooo.

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  157. well handed critique. Shame on the producers, who actually risk their own reputation and credibility by associating themselves with such mediocrity

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  158. Charles is so apt. For me, my description is: it sounded like the piercing screams of a thousand cats simultaneously circumcized with a blunt razor blade.

    What a waste

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  159. Hahahahahahahahaha!!!! Nice choice of words.I Like!! Make we sha free this girl.

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  160. LOL!!!! Very true Mr. Novia

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  161. I am truly grateful for this inquest. Why won't people just grow up? I believe the ijiat who deceived this poor girl should be jailed for life for inflicting this upon us.
    Tonto, I beg desist from making a fool of yourself.
    Charles Novia thanks so much. May your muse lead you to greater heights.

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  162. you know i actually like charles novia because he is honest and doesn't give a shit. tonto is actually demented to release this so called music.

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  163. Ha ha! ki lo de Charles? Free Tonto joor o

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  164. GBAM! Oga Charles i concur. Omotola sef better pass tonto. and omotola has a TERRIBLE voice.

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  165. Sheer hate and animosity disguised as critique

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  166. A gun salute for you.

    This got me in stitches..... sounding like she was in mid-stream orgasm.

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  167. OMG! This dude is something else! Hahahahhaahhahaaaaaa! Omg I am so laughing out loud in the train here in France! Don't care whether oyibo look me or not! Chai I miss naija and all d funny stuff! Charles u have said it all! Infact e gba kiss jor! Linda when are u coming to France o? At least u don go see ur LIB peeps for uk? We nko?

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  168. "befuddled anguish" LMAO....He is so dead on with his comments

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  169. "befuddled anguish"..LMAO...He is so dead on with his comments

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  170. fakest actress in nollyhood!

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  171. Although i totally agree with everything oga charlie said, even the omotala ish. Why is he the only one on tonto's case? she do "soft core porn" you talk, she sing you talk, are u sure u really don't want to hit that because seriously its beginning to look like that.

    and for miss decay plz don't do this music thing stick to acting, i can actually stomach that aspect of your career than this singing business.

    thank u and don't mention.

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  172. One word... OUCH!! Sorry two Words... OUCH!!!+CHOI!!!.... LMAO

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  173. ok na...Tonto,lets hear from u.

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  174. Bwahahahahahahahaha...I don laff piss for my landlord head ooo. Charles Novia, I love you...ooto oro lo so padi yi! So Spot on!

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  175. ok na...tonto,lets hear from u.

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