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Thursday 1 November 2012

Ladies, what is wrong with these photos?

That's comedian/actor Kevin Hart's Halloween costume. He went back to the 1970s with flared trousers, platform shoes, an afro and...*cough*.

188 comments:

Omas992 said...

This is wicked!!!

homesteady said...

Lolzz....nuffin is wrong..

Anonymous said...

yeeeeepaaariipaaa! This one fit ke person oo damn! It is well..

Unknown said...

The things you see in men's stuff ehhhh....it fascinates you a lot.....

sarrah said...

lol only you linda ! damn hes packing though lol

Anonymous said...

hey oo...Linda u are obsessed with big d**k ooooo! and so am I *grins*

Egoruomare Efiok Eyo Efiok said...

Saiiiiiii!!! Mboribo!!! Mbok I can't 'CHOUT' (sic) *can't watch BB smmilie*

Anonymous said...

Obviously padded...what a clown!

sari said...

No way! This short guy cant be packing that long dick. Its a costume dick jor.

Anonymous said...

Wow is all I can say

Anonymous said...

Hmmmmmm....am seein tinz

pearl said...

that na serious heavy duty, my gawd.... bBIg big Bananas!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

My first reaction was wow!!! Nice package, but when I saw the second one I was dumpfounded.

Anonymous said...

Wow OMG dis guy is gifted *sealed lips*

Anonymous said...

Lol!Its just not jare,Lindaaaaaaaa!!!

Anonymous said...

Hehehehehe. Can't stop laughing.

Anonymous said...

Waoh d guy gather 4 down below. LOL.

Anonymous said...

Wrong packing of d highest order *coughs*

Anonymous said...

Kilode?

Anonymous said...

Wtf!!

Anonymous said...

Wat is his pee pee doing in one leg of d trousers?

Anonymous said...

Linda! Linda! you kinda like big thinz...lol...lol...no let heavy duty kill u oooooo.. But he carry am oooooo.

Anonymous said...

Nice swagggg

Anonymous said...

omg!! Wot am i seeing? Is dat his abu-nna or wot? dis guy carry big rod o o

Anonymous said...

Linda,if dis guy catch u u go hear weeen.d guy carry no b small.still in its resting position d thing long like this?if d thing kon ready for knacking nko!chei dis guy fit give person injury o..anyways some girls likes it big & long but as for me I love it moderate.

Anonymous said...

Ode!!!!give her hubby na.

Anonymous said...

Ode!!!giver her hubby na.

Anonymous said...

Linda ua eyes sef. Wetin u dey look go there

Anonymous said...

(in a little child's voice) anty Linda, why don't u treat this ur cough ones and for all. Solly u hear. Wink*

Anonymous said...

Its not real. He has a strap on. The guy with the biggest in the world is just slightly longer. He was recently profiled by a UK media house. Its all part of the get up.

Anonymous said...

See beta tin.

Anonymous said...

Lindaa ase oti e le. So with all ur sakara u can't spot a fake, na correct nokia communicator bobo carry for pocket. Were

Anonymous said...

Chineke>>>shey na real bulala be this abi he hide bottle inside. This one enter pussy na to tear am to pieces oooo

Anonymous said...

Perfect costume !!!! Æ ̴̴̴̴͡.̮Æ ̴̴̴͡

Anonymous said...

if anyone thinks thats really his dick, plese call me, I have some swampland in Epe to sell you... Dick ko, Harry ni

Anonymous said...

Heheheheh this Linda sef...u sure â„“Ä­kε̲̣̣̣̥ it big

Muted Emotions said...

Big things they say come in small packages... nice ^.^

Anonymous said...

Gosh..... My Eyes almost popped out... OMG, the guy is really packing...lol

Anonymous said...

Omo dis one go give person banana till person go yo ooo!!!

Anonymous said...

So? It didnt stop him and his wife from divorcing. The grass is always greener. Face your front with what God has given you.

Anonymous said...

omg that guy is blessed as they say big things come in small package

Anonymous said...

Whatthe dude lacks in height, he more than makes up for in packing a large, tall Bura

Anonymous said...

Kevin I see whatchu weking with

Anonymous said...

whaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooooo!!!!so kevin hart's 'cough' is this LONG???? *issokay*

Anonymous said...

I guess it the same size as your dildo!

Anonymous said...

That's a proper 3RD LEG...

Maggie said...

haaaaa Linda badt gurl...see wetin ur eyes dey see...lol

fikky said...

Dammnnnn.

This niggah is packing!

Anonymous said...

You are all wrong. the only thing wrong is there wasn't a cell phone in the 70's.. thank u very much :-)

Anonymous said...

Linda u too like big bura.... Kaiiiiiiiii! Lolz

Son of Babylon said...

This is Halloween and he is going as his dad when he was younger who came to his school with his penis all over the place. There is no way that short dude can pack like that. Only us tall dudes have that kind of tool.

Anonymous said...

Linda nice 1 don't mind datperson wey talk say mk u go look 4 husband,hin dey beef u ni

Anonymous said...

Linda does not enjoy sex but always looks at men's penis. I don't get it. Ok, he did not park well.

Anonymous said...

Na fake.

Anonymous said...

Chai,dis man has been endowed by d most high. Can't watch and can't close ma eyes. E le yi gidi gan

Anonymous said...

Gaddem!!! big things do come in small packages!!!

H S C said...

woooooa nelley!!!! this man is eeer....#cough#...well endowed. he shd have come in his bday suit i tell u

Anonymous said...

Its fake jor. Smh.

Dolabomi Smith said...

Sule u were dumpfounded wen u saw d kokoro dat u had to tabon. I jus pray U won't be dumped along d way wen ur miracle comes. Its 'dumbfounded' ok. Cheers.

Anonymous said...

this one can fit kpai person oh...chei

Dolabomi Smith said...

From my recent study, Short men usually have thick n big dicks while tall men have thin n long dicks(the type I love). Why are people saying its costume. I can authoritavely say it is real cos I know someone who knows someone that has seen Kevin's instrument. Thumbs up dude. God blessed U indeed and in truth.

Anonymous said...

the man get something oooo kiloda d thing neva hard and e be lik dis if e won hard ko.......i beg ooooo

Anonymous said...

jizoooooooooox linda dis is wicked

Anonymous said...

Hehehehehe babes u wicked o..abeg no spoil me

mrs ify said...

He's loaded oh..chai nna mehnnnnnnnnn.but at T̶̲̥̅̊h̶̲̥̅̊e̶̲̥̅̊ same tym T̶̲̥̅̊h̶̲̥̅̊e̶̲̥̅̊ phone does not complement T̶̲̥̅̊h̶̲̥̅̊e̶̲̥̅̊ outfit cos its suppose 2 be old school...I get A̶̲̅♏????lol

Anonymous said...

Now thats what you call "A WELL FED PYTHON" :D

Anonymous said...

@Sari_ who ever told u short pple hav short tins? Go window shopin gal or guy.lol.

Anonymous said...

Liiiiiiinnnnndaaaaa!!!!!! Can't stop, howling with laughter

Anonymous said...

This is so nt gud

Anonymous said...

Find out and tell us if its real or not ..tongue out

Anonymous said...

Wow konkon below, ko below, konkon below ko below, I see dat thing under, u see dat thing under! I love dis *wink* lol.

Anonymous said...

Looking for space to relax.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm, wrong p..a..c...k ...I..n..g; Linda, don't forget to issue him a ticket, u be bad gal,.

Anonymous said...

Mehn!! i luv wat i see....buh its fake.

HKE said...

O boi! Dis thing be like gun wen dem cork oh! Chai!

Anonymous said...

......and Linda's favorite, a boner!

Anonymous said...

See dick o!

Anonymous said...

Ahhhhhhhh this too much.... His lower body endowed he's so endowned play d'banj for him

Anonymous said...

Omg wrong package. Lolz

Anonymous said...

Obviously padded. Dats not d wa a mans banana is shaped. Abi e get dislocation 4 there?

Oge Nsimah said...

Linda linda take it easy .... What u re doing 2 urself is not good ooh

Anonymous said...

Linda u 4 complete am na wit huge d*ck

Anonymous said...

Wow I like big dick lik dat

Anonymous said...

Ure obsessed wid big d**ks add me up. U wud luv mine 274cc388

Stargal said...

lindus lindus wetin carry ur eyes go dere ehnnnnn

Anonymous said...

Big cock

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of a short guy I once dated. He had the dick of 10 men added together. The sex was out of this world.

Anonymous said...

Na badass wrong packing! Chai Lindaa hw u take notice am.

franny said...

Wow dat's big N curvey AKA womb destroyer..

Anonymous said...

Selzly wen wll 9ja av halloween party,,Fashola organise it 4 us plzzzzzzz,,,9ja ÈŠ̝̊̅§ sooooooo boring
Anyway d dude ÈŠ̝̊̅§ endowed,

Anonymous said...

Linda linda, u for tell us say something dey hungry u this nite na, but abeg u know of any naija wen get this features. Omo men, I need am badly

Anonymous said...

Kevin Hart is a clown, probably part of his costume getup. very funny though. lol.

orange said...

This is costume dick abeg. E Boku for U.S. that's the in thing now. Don't be deceived. How can anybody be this big unaroused. He go kill woman na.

Anonymous said...

happy guy very happy

wow said...

Chop banana til u go yo 55x,all I see is a fat short Dick bent to oneside*wink*

Anonymous said...

Having an orgasm just looking at it am wet oooh .

Anonymous said...

TASTY SALAMI!!! Yum..

Anonymous said...

He shuld pls dash my Bf small nah .

las vegas babe said...

D magic stick iz huge, dey tin na bulldozer

Anonymous said...

Linda u haff spoil finish and u too like big prick! Lmaoooo,but seriously,is that for real or dd he pack it with smthing....#eyeswideopen#

Anonymous said...

WOW! God is good!

Anonymous said...

SEe bannana ooh, chie

Peaceful Dammie said...

LWKMD....... O ma ga o.

Anonymous said...

That's not real.

Anonymous said...

d**k print alert. LMAO!
-Me

Anonymous said...

its all part of d costume! he be horse??

Anonymous said...

abeg na food him dey carry abi na wetin. i know that is not his penis.

Anonymous said...

Linda are you blind..thats a fake dick oo

Unknown said...

nah its cucumber he stuffed right down there.look at where its facing.its not even sitting right.that brokos is too big for him to carry jare

Anonymous said...

are u sure he didnt stuff a banana or plantain down there? wow Mr endowed. yummy

Mab said...

So naija now hav copied halloween, sum ppl dnt even knw wat dey r celbratin, nice outfit tho

Anonymous said...

Well, I think u are posting a lot of dick stories these days, wonder what this blog of urs is turning into sha, me think u shuld step it down a bit dear, cuz I know u can do better dan this #justwhatithought

Anonymous said...

Na wa o

Anonymous said...

Na wa. Was that part of the costume abi na original paraphenelia of office? WOman don suffer.

Anonymous said...

See en 3rd leg...dat one fit kill person o

Mab said...

So naija now hav copied halloween, sum ppl dnt even knw wat dey r celbratin, nice outfit tho

Anonymous said...

Holy treat !!!

Linda said...

His gurlfriend or partner is surely on top of the world. Lucky her.

Anonymous said...

he didn't pack his willie well, bent to a corner.

Anonymous said...

Always thought he would have a small crotch...oh ok!!

B said...

Oh well big things really do come in small packages.

Anonymous said...

His wallet and cell phone.

abby said...

Damn, looking @ dis alone makes me want a baaad fuck tonight, no guy in this house,OMG

Gozie said...

LINDA!!!! LINDA!!!!!! LINDEX!!!!!!!!!
U ARE AWESOME!!!
NA U TUFACE DEY SING ABOUT WHEN HE SAID " I(YOUR EYES) SEE FARTHER THAN ANY EYES CAN SEE!"
LMAO.......

Gozie said...

This is called "WATHAPIN"!! (wat hapin)

vicky said...

woww wat a dick,i love big dicks and im sure linda loves em too,seeing dis pictures makes me horny,cnt wait to be fucked by a big dick

CleanDude said...

What I see? A rough, dirty and unkempt idiot! I think he stinks too.

Anonymous said...

hahahahaha, almost shooting out to fire any available babe. ROTFLMAO

Anonymous said...

So not cul

Anonymous said...

He's got three huge legs, goshhhh

Anonymous said...

Is that for real!! If yes, then the man is packed hehe

Anonymous said...

Damn, who would have thought such a small man would be packing so much....damn!!!

Anonymous said...

Damn, who would have thought such a small man would be packing so much....damn!!!

Anonymous said...

OMG!!!!I so need that right now.daaammmmnnnn!!!!

Anonymous said...

i don't want to believe its really that big...

jj2 said...

i love the size of his banana jus like sister Deborah loves uncle obamas LOL "can i give it to my monkey"

Anonymous said...

aa i love the size of his banana,just like Sister Deborah loves Uncle Obamas "can i give it to my monkey"LOL ION you know what they say about short men

ify said...

Sweety my fiancee is pretty short and his JT is simply amazing.Long,thick and fleshy.I think its like dat wit short dudes.

Anonymous said...

Linda,i tire for you mata oo....

Anonymous said...

.......halloween?
why do we like to copy-copy?
....his jewel was not well arranged.

Matilda Busty said...

Imagine that sliding in between my legs. I can dye for guys with big dicks. Luckily my husband is equally endowed, but not with me at present. I feel so horny now, ....... Masturbate?

Anniebelle said...

Holy Moses! Kevin i see yu jor......he might b short bt hs **** aint short

Anonymous said...

I can now authoritatively say that you my dear Linda Ikeji like BIGMEAT..

Anonymous said...

Linda Linda Linda!!!!!! How many times did I call you. Hmmmmmmm somebody go wound o

Anonymous said...

The black mamba was pushed to the side loooooool

Anonymous said...

Son of babylon we hear u! Advert or what mtcheeeew

Anonymous said...

His pocket must have been smaller than his dick since u moved on

Anonymous said...

Naija no copy haloween biko ooo. Enuf winching dey here already

Anonymous said...

Lwkmd

Istanboi said...

O boi! Dis guy'z man has no parking space at all..loolz

Anonymous said...

All you women obessesed with large D's...You should know your elasticity is finite. Even with regular kegel it is.

BLOGLORD said...

this one go come out from person mouth o!

Anonymous said...

wow!!dats sum big shit in dere.....he might not really know how to make use of it...

MY TURN said...

They do say small things come in BIIIIIG PACKAGES hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhehehehehehehehehehe

Anonymous said...

That thing na socks joor.

Anonymous said...

Abegi, comot for here, wetin Dem know? Mek them come Africa come see correct anacondas..who tell them say bcos sum1 go tell Dem say him own big and dey make conclusion.I f you see some villagers own as it dey swing for pantallon eh, hmm.

Anonymous said...

Smith na wa 4 u Oo°˚˚. Person mistake 4 english non mean say he go mistake 4 miracle. Kelvin Hart... Is that's real, you have to put it away else you will damage some body with that.

Anonymous said...

Is that really all of him, OMG. Think of it in an excited state. Sorry for them sistas!!!!

Anonymous said...

D dick size is not the funny thing but as every body turn anonnymous..........hahahahaha

Anonymous said...

This one fit comot person medula oblongota

Anonymous said...

*closes my eyes - can't watch*.... that man as swollen scrotum... its called *amu ibi* in igbo... he just has an abnormal dick... but it seems this nonsense comedian doesnt have boxers or panties for me... oga abeg park ur nonsense well, its irritating.... i bet his dick will be 100inch long.... his dick punch a woman's womb and come out thru the mouth and still enter another p***y... tufiakwa... dirty long something *dick*, winkz

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm.... Dat is so huge.. Ma twin n i wont mind having him grace our bed.*winks* Dis type will rock ur very core.

Anonymous said...

Linda u a badz girl lol see omg Kakika.

Anonymous said...

men this guy no need Alomo bittter or ogidiga. na to add small saliva and sit on d NAIL.

Anonymous said...

Smith comment make lwkmd

Anonymous said...

Lol

Anonymous said...

So he should trash his phone cosof his outfit?!!! Na wa for reasoning o!

Anonymous said...

Lmao- u right @ 7:41!!

Anonymous said...

Poor u!!!

Anonymous said...

Lmao- u right @ 7:41!!

Anonymous said...

So he should trash his phone cosof his outfit?!!! Na wa for reasoning o!

HOLLA-AT-MOI said...

REMINDS ME OF 'OLYMPRICKS'

Dear DREY said...

mean! and wicked! gross! me no likey!

naijababe said...

I swear, short men are always packing, don't underestimate them. That's huuuuuuuuuuge!!!!

Anonymous said...

wow..........am i actually seeing what am seeing...............cough, cough, cough. OMG.............

Anonymous said...

linda, u sef!!!!! hian

Anonymous said...

You are nasty!

Anonymous said...

MAB who copy Halloween? Kevin hart is an American so what do u mean

ashiri hotspot said...

Dis is a disease d igbos call *ibi* dis aint f**kin normal. And all ya gals dem dat do desire dis shit, b ready to visit dat herbalist at ur villa. 4 an incurable disease.

Anonymous said...

Mumu who dey copy copy? Kevin Hart is an American if u no know something u ask before u talk rubbish

Anonymous said...

Haba dis cnt b a d*¥k.neva!
Linda loves d view of stfz lyk diz.*;-)

Anonymous said...

your here talking about prick when your age mates are giving birth.chai linda STEP UP

ravenmortal said...

... and a weapon of uterus destruction!

Anonymous said...

Small revolver packed well n ready to lunch.wink*

Anonymous said...

e too fat na. Linda ds kind piss go break d@ ur tiny waist o.
Damn!

Unknown said...

O..M..G..Linda, ure so so naughty. Wetin carry ur eyes go there?

LaYinkAdagun said...

lol,make i talk tru,in dick was in d wrong side.not in a propal side.

Anonymous said...

as in is dat tin that long....GOD.

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