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Friday 1 May 2015

Nigeria ranked most sexually satisfied country in the world

Nigeria has been ranked the most sexually satisfied country in the world. According to a survey carried out by condom manufacturers, Durex across 26 countries, Nigeria was named the most sexually satisfied country in the world. The survey states that Nigerians spend at least 24 minutes during intercourse. Countries are ranked based on mutual love and respect between partners, freedom from sexual dysfunction, frequency of sex and foreplay and an exciting sex life.

Below is a full list of the countries
1. Nigeria
2. Switzerland
3. Spain
4. Italy
5. Brazil
 
6. Greece
7. The Netherlands
8. Mexico
9. India
10. Australia
11. Germany
12. China

163 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lol

Davido's driver said...

Cool

Davido's driver said...

China with their small Penis. Lindaobserve

Anonymous said...

mtchewwww...very odd and out of place story

Anonymous said...

How did they think we achieved the most populous in Africa?

Anonymous said...

Grls go begin insult their husband for doing 2minutes.kaiii Linda u don cos wahala

Unknown said...

Seen

Anonymous said...

So what do we do with this survey now Ehn madam Linda?

BONARIO NNAGS said...

Oho! Later they'll say Nigerian men are not trying, they are not romantic.
May God continue to reward our efforts that go unappreciated.

~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA LUMIA

SANDRA said...

No be small tin. Naija I raise yash for una

Anonymous said...

Wat r we sop 2 do wt ds information???!!!

Eze said...

At least 24minutes..........are u serious, does it mean am not normal or wot......my ""at least "" is 4 or 5 minutes.....somebody plw tell me its normal

Eze said...

At least 24minutes..........are u serious, does it mean am not normal or wot......my ""at least "" is 4 or 5 minutes.....somebody plw tell me its normal

SANDRA said...

No be small tin. Naija I raise yash for una

Unknown said...

As if dis wil increase our bank accounts or change d country frm its present state. All d same no thanks for dis ranking bcos it doesn't put food on our tables. Hiss!

Unknown said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Naija and bad thing na five and six i swear... Thank God am a christians.....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

Unknown said...

Chai!!! When will our economy be number 1

Anonymous said...

Interesting! Shocking Video/Pix of Abuja runs girl with worms in her private part after she allegedly slept with a politician for N300k [Very Graphic]

Unknown said...

See wetin dem dey see us for.

Breezy said...

Na for here Naija dey carry first... Nigeria... I hail thee.. double tualee to my Igbo brodaz with large gbola..

miss cute said...

Oops. Naa bad thing, we there rank high.

AppleofGod'seye said...

Wetin we no go hear!hian

Unknown said...
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Unknown said...

Ummmmm...o well,my sexual life isn't bad at all..hehe *wink*

Pidgin Mistress said...

Lol, naija nor dey carry last

Anonymous said...

NOT BAD FOR OUR COUNTRY.....
SO MANI MEN NOW KNW D ACT OF LUVMAKING....FOREPLAY AN ESSENTIAL INGREDIENT...
DAT WARRI DUDE DR UFUOMA

Unknown said...
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Unknown said...

I know Mexico will be down down, cos they can marry and re-marry

Unknown said...

At least we are first in something globally

Unknown said...

Lol...that's a lie.

ary said...

See where we they carry first, well better than nothing.

LYNNE said...

Hmmm

dollypee46 said...

Of course! Why won't we be the first, we give it out freely and it is all over the place.

dollypee46 said...

Of course! Why won't we be the first, we give it out freely and it is all over the place.

Unknown said...

I agree... buh 24 minutes??? I say NO to dat!... More! More!! More!!!
* * * Linda's 1st Daughter * * *

NaijaDeltaBabe said...

Lol. Who comes up wit all dese rankings sef?

Unknown said...

Like seriously??? Its a good thing nah! Linda take note!

Unknown said...

Hia ooo chim. N'ebe kwa? Is a lie Biko..

Anonymous said...

This is the type where we go FIRST. Stupid country SEX AND DRUGS 4 Nigerians among 9 chaii why not rate us with ELECTRICITY AND GOOD ROADS. King-Wizzy

Unknown said...

Always at the front of badoo side. It is well shall

Bishop Dammy said...

In a nutshell! Sex satisfaction should be among couples not baby mamas and papas.. don't have Sex if you not married Ok? This is for the first person that wishes to reply this comment of mine. Rom 12:1-2

Anonymous said...

Naija no dey carry last! Why can't we be 1st when sex is our only Consolation in a country dat is swimming in terrorism and abject poverty?

Bonita Bislam said...

Lmao now this is hilarious

Unknown said...

I throw way salute for my dear country Nigeria

Anonymous said...

Lol...I think they are correct cos Nigerians love sex to the core.

Unknown said...

Hmmmmmmmm, gud

Unknown said...

Sexually satisfied in 24minutes?

Anonymous said...

Una see una life? Sex ! Sex!! That's the only thing una fit win!,

Unknown said...

Hehehe nija no dey carry last patapata na draw

Walata said...

Bruuhh wow oh my naija ppl na only dis type we dey carry 1st lmfao

Anonymous said...

I'm certain that Akwa Ibom people contributed, in no small measure, to their findings.. Onye Chelsea says so

Anonymous said...

We are never ranked in good inventions only ranked in useless stuff.

Anonymous said...

Otu ocha! I believe this survey cos an average Nigerian is a sex machine including Lindodo. Gbam! We love sex. True talk.

Unknown said...

Ah! I know we can't take anything less than first on this issue.

Anonymous said...

Lmao... Ds linda ehn u r nt a serz sombori..lolzzz.. All ds ur abstract news ehn
..loolzzz..

Hot Chocolate

Unknown said...

Na for this kind thing we dey carry first chai 9ja my country mmmm

Unknown said...

How dem dey take do all dis yéyé rankings sef?

Unknown said...

We don carry 1st for something .. dats gud

Unknown said...

Lol... Nawa oo, I support shaa.

Unknown said...

Hahahaha

Unknown said...

Hmmm! Dnt knw if this is true! The rate @ which men in naija consume beer, hw can dey last 20minutes?

Kponskii said...

Ahh! I believe dis one die.

knowurway.com said...

Lol, Nigeria no day carry last

Unknown said...

Sexually satisfying indeed!!!

I J E said...

Nothing person no go hear oo...

Anonymous said...

See the kind mumu award they are giving to Nigeria

Anonymous said...

Linda are you sexually satisfied? If not I've got something for you. You seem like you will be a freak in bed.👍

ANYA IKENGA said...

We top 4 all d wrong reasons.

Unknown said...

Oboi ehhhhhh.naija I hail ohhhhhh.ha ha ha

LIB chairlady said...

If I hear say we slack 4 dis kind matter... Proudly Naija

Unknown said...

Gud 1

Unknown said...

Gud 1

Blog It With Olivia said...

Ewwwwww
Na this kind thing my country dey come 1st
Now where's d trophy?

Unknown said...

Ha ha ha, oh my God. Unbelievable

Anonymous said...

Any trophy for us, rubbise!!

Anonymous said...

Lol. .reason why foreign girls wanna die for our guys.They've got what it takes to make a lady waoo

Anonymous said...

Lol. .reason why foreign girls wanna die for our guys.They've got what it takes to make a lady waoo

ezinnneee said...

Where is Amelica?

Anonymous said...

Wow....congratulation nigeria

Unknown said...

Before nko.... 24 munutes i just won start... 2hours i just dey begin my show... who talk say sex dey kill??? OMO LINDA FILEEEE !!!!

Anonymous said...

Burst out laughing when I saw China on that list. Really like really???

Unknown said...

9ja dey always represent.

Linda cogitate

Unknown said...

9JA UNA TRY WELL WELL
#LIB OBI

Anonymous said...

Correct! That's the only thing we know how best to do. But we are top on corruption list.

Unknown said...

Na only for stupid things Nigeria dey lead..

Unknown said...

things lyk dis na we go carry 1st

Unknown said...

And the exact purpose of the survey is?

Manuel Kunmi said...

What's with ranking these days.... well as regards this its highly true.... I know cos a foreigner testified to it nd couldn't keep her mouth shut talking bout the experience throughout the day. Naija shaaaaaa, na place like this we dey rank first hmmmmmmn

Unknown said...

Hmmmmm

Unknown said...

Hmmmmm

Unknown said...

Interesting!!!!

yawanow said...

Ah
Lol
Underestimated us with 24mins instead of an hour plus.

Manuel Kunmi said...

Countries like usa eat too much junk I think that's why they ain't on the list

AMIJEZ said...

Naija no dey carry last.

Unknown said...

Na this kind thing Naija sabi carry first... Meanwhile we're all living in penury. Can't we rank postively in things that matters?!.. For example, Nigeria rank 1st in the economy of the world... Nonsense!!!

Unknown said...

Na this kind thing Naija sabi carry first... Meanwhile we're all living in penury. Can't we rank postively in things that matters?!.. For example, Nigeria rank 1st in the economy of the world... Nonsense!!!

Unknown said...

Basically naija. Everything is happening so fast.

Anonymous said...

clapping for our ladies......and what do you expect from a country with highest no of unemployed males and females? what do want them to be doing? abeg Linda answer them

Subomi said...

lip sealed

5thMarch said...

Na dis kind trophy naija sabi collect.

Anonymous said...

VERULE Says-gud to kn.Nigeria men sha.

Anonymous said...

Yes o. Thanks to all the bitters, Jedi-Jedi, Okpeyin etc...lol!

Anonymous said...

Orijin and Alomo bitters handwork

Anonymous said...

What about the US men? Lol

Unknown said...

Wow. Congrats to strong able bodied nigerians

Lukman said...

Linda, are you sure? Check within yourself, are you sexually satisfied?

Unknown said...

Ehn ehn very interesting

mozzart said...

LOL,Na wa o,naija no dy carry last sha...

Anonymous said...

Lol

Anonymous said...

With this your kpanla body so?
No go break on top person body o

Unknown said...

Nawao. ....must read www.dizanews.com/2015/04/quote-of-day_29.html?m=1

Anonymous said...

Speaking of sex...I know this is too much info and no one cares...But i just fuck one fine geh finish (minutes ago..lol)! mo doe waray....emi badt guy!

Anonymous said...

It's true, maybe the ones screwing you intend doing it right

Mzz_Mary said...

Lmao
But India shouldn't be dere
Cos there own sex na rape

Unknown said...

Real shit

Anonymous said...

Change ur man

Anonymous said...

Who told you! Do you know how many satisfied sugar mummies and daddies are paying for goods and services rendered? Abeg e dey put food for table jare no talk that kind thing.

queenloy said...

.....and to see we're d only African country on ds list....hmm

Unknown said...

We dry try Na




#Commenting thru Glo 4G LTE

Unknown said...

We dey try Na



#Commenting thru Glo 4G LTE

Anonymous said...

One the one hand I think it’s great that we focus a lot these days on relationships, how to make them work and all that. On the other hand, I wish we would also devote time to developing the talents that God has placed is us as individuals so that we can contribute to improving our society through the arts, research, philosophy, science, etc.

Recently, I was reading about continence/celibacy (in both thought and actions) and was amazed to find that in addition to giving one clear eyes, longevity, beautiful skin and strong immunity against illnesses it can also help with intellectual/talent development in ways that would have otherwise been difficult or even impossible. It frees one of the significant time, energy and resources that we often devote to “relationships” and making them work (whether married or single).

While this is true for women as well, it is particularly true for men. Men lose a lot of physical and intellectual energy and strength in the course of engaging in the sexual act. Even in marriage, where sex is “an entitlement”, it should be indulged in moderation. In this regard, we can learn from nature. Even animals know that there is a time to have sex and a time to abstain.

In Nigeria and Africa as a whole, we have a lot of progress to make in terms of science, research, etc. Sometimes I worry that we spend too much of our time, talents and energy (both physical and “seminal”) on making our “relationships” work and on indulging our passions. If only we would abstain a bit more and learn the (old school) art of self-control we would all make the world such a better place.

Thought I should add that many of the world’s greatest men were either temporarily or permanently celibate in the course of their lives. The ones that come to my mind right now are: Jesus, Ghandi, Mandela, Isaac Newton, Mozart to mention a few.

(From ThePhilosopher)

Unknown said...

Hahahaaha na wa for d kind thing we dey carry first for sef

Unknown said...

Choi..were is ma bulala lemme flog dis lil boy,wat do u kw abt sex?? Go read ur book jor.children of nowdays! Dis world don spoil finish.

nolly said...

I dey laugh ooo

Anonymous said...

Na wa oooo

Unknown said...

Naija always on point

Anonymous said...

It true, naija una like am

Onomiroro Dono Okeh said...

Oh bobi! shuoo, everything is up for survey. I love this world.
Kindly click.

The "V" Shape is not for View Neither is the Egg Plant for Exposure

Anonymous said...

No be small my sista

Anonymous said...

Lol

Unknown said...

Juliet Ppl like u only touching u is enough 4 u to reach orgasm

Anonymous said...

This is a result of unemployment, if u work and get home late and useless, u won't think abt sex. So we are waiting for this change, so we can be first in other things. I must say we have good food in Naija though which will also favor our performance

Anonymous said...

Hah! Types of studies and their results!

Please visit: www.preciouscore.com

Anonymous said...

No wonder South African men are complaining that we took their women from them. Lmao! Lol

Anonymous said...

Has one been into you before?
Senseless talk.

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeew

Anonymous said...

Wow..to draw such conclusion from only 26 of 196 countries.... I can imagine

Mufliat said...

All the best fun yin ooooo



#Hajia Mufliat#

Goaldyn Boy said...

Arrha! I hope this will not make all these white chicks start to invade our country and rush Nigerian men!!!

Anonymous said...

We don hear u Bishop


Adunni says so

Anonymous said...

Lool, u're funny....

Unknown said...

Chai! U sef lolZ...

Eze said...

Lmao......u mean ass screwing ........better stop molesting those kids in ur hood

Eze said...

Shut up my friend, is sex illegal.........baboon

Eze said...

My friend wot are u saying, do u no how it feels sucking a big nipples, talkless of inserting ur electrode into the earth..........Dammy that shit is mind blowing, u shld try it dude........remain bless...........psalm 5:3-7

Unknown said...

So through..african women not just African buh European women love Nigerian Men cos we good @ it

Anonymous said...

Eyehhhh Pikin!No worry ehn. Una try

Anonymous said...

...they mean nigerian men. There is 7 mistress to one man.

Eze said...

Have they raped u before

Anonymous said...

My Boyfriend Dey Carry First Joor.


Anon Sexually Satisfied Niga Babe.

Unknown said...

Thank you my sister no be us nah almighty..#ihailmyself#

Unknown said...

Lol...9ja know dey carry last.

Anonymous said...

Marketing strategy

Anonymous said...

Lol,som pple get bad mouth aha abeg I no fit laugh o

Anonymous said...

True sha!

sugarwhip said...

As in...my baes foreplay game on fleek, dont know where he learnt to use his tongue down below, he's so goooooood! nd dt alone is some 20minutes shit .He be giving me some sinful pleasure before using his doodle on it, missing him right now, but he's busy #sad face

Unknown said...

Our report card and award

Anonymous said...

Henry Eze scores one funny comment on this blog with his first remark. Lol, his at least is 4 or 5 mins. Skills' on fleek.

AbokiDaWarriBoy said...

Rotfl

Anonymous said...

At your age it is not normal when I was your age I can last 1 hour but now I am married with children is 10 minutes except I used drug then it can go on and on till when ever

Anonymous said...

Sex and romance are two different things.

Team G.POINT said...

That's good news. At list my Great country will be known for one good thin in the world. Not always this bad people giving us bad name. And that's to all my Igbo brothers and sisters like linda- Linda my true Love

Unknown said...

Nice. Konji dey catch somepple sef now as i speak. Lmao

Unknown said...

At least make naija carry first for one thing. Lol!

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